The Hilarious Christian Anti-Porn Movie That's Written Like a Porn (Sans Sex)


So you're saying I can come to your place if I feel the urge to watch porn? And you'll "help" me out?
Every now and then a fundamentalist Christian group with honest intentions comes along and creates a cautionary tale so oblivious to pop culture and reality it has to be showcased. This is one such instance. In an unintentionally hilarious after-school-special style movie, a 30-something ginger plays a high school senior who sits in group meetings with other "kids" while a creepy older guy tells them that if they feel sin (porn and masturbation) is "getting the upper hand," go to someone you trust to "help." He then says (with a completely straight face), "I just want to let all of you guys know I'm available for you - anytime you might need me. You're stronger if you try not to 'fight it' alone..." (It would normally be this point in certain movies where the background music starts and the clothes come off.)

Simply describing the movie clip doesn't do it justice. And I've been told it's available on Netflix should you feel inclined to find out what happens when the clip ends (after the ginger visits the "mentor" at home). 

Happy Friday folks! 

[H/T Heath & Tim on Facebook]



About Tim Peacock:
For virtually his entire life, Tim has been writing. Over the years he's dabbled in mainstream fiction, science fiction, dystopian fiction, and personal essays. The one consistent thread through his entire writing career has been blogging - he's been doing it since 1997 in one form or another. In creating Peacock Panache, he's combined two of his favorite hobbies: blogging and current events/politics. When not working here, Tim toils away at editing & rewriting the novels he's completed over the years. You can read samples of his other work here.

You can find Tim elsewhere online at his personal website. You can also find him on LinkedIn as well as on Twitter as @timsimms

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