Marco Rubio & The Hilarious Poland Spring Water Endorsement

First this happened during Marco Rubio’s State of the Union response:
And then immediately thereafter, this was tweeted from his official Twitter account:

My only comment (other than stifled laughter) is this: how much did he get paid for that unintentionally hilarious endorsement?
For virtually his entire life, Tim has been writing. Over the years he’s dabbled in mainstream fiction, science fiction, dystopian fiction, and personal essays. The one consistent thread through his entire writing career has been blogging – he’s been doing it since 1997 in one form or another. In addition to writing Tim has frequently worked and volunteered as a civil rights advocate including on campus LGBT advocacy as well as interning with the Colorado Civil Rights Division.